May 2012
Reblog if you have a dirty mind. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Reblog this and go on your page
goonchie:
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
oh my gawddd <3
lol
been waiting for this omg
wut
OH MY GOD YES.
fangirlingforeverz:
korraaa:
unsuccessful-metalbenders:
Oh….
NEVER-FUCKING-MIND.
I swear to God you are a flawless human being.
Gpoy the entire fandom.
Did anyone notice this?
thestarkspangledcapsicle:
likeafairyy:
Natasha Romanoff: [all arguing in the lab] Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats. Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list? Tony Stark: [to rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees? Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack… Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!
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kawaiivengers assemble
masterarrowhead:
thenextdragonborn:
tony doesn’t need fake kawaii eyes because he already has real ones
bonus: loki
fuck everything
ak;shdjhfaskfdjhsadf;
ZEN
ZEN DID WE START THIS??
WAS THIS OUR FAULT???
OMFG
Reblog if you think Avatar: The Last Airbender is...
republiccityfireferrets:
fireferrettkingdom:
borralove:
pro-tearbender:
saintbennithy:
kataang:
emberislandplayers:
breakthisspell:
fuckyeahavataraang:
THE NOTES.
THE NOTES
THE NOTES. I LOVE THIS FANDOM.
OH MY GOD THE NOTES.
Forever!
THE.
FUCKING.
NOTES.
After Avengers →
funniest10k:
Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
myswagisnice:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
myswagisnice:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
magicwandsandpirateflags:
OH MY GOD I SHIP KORRASAMI SO HARD NOW
SO HARD
ASAMI FTW SERIOUSLY SHE’S THE BEST
OH AND I ALSO KIND OF SHIP TAHORRA
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
THEY INTERACTED AND THAT WAS ENOUGH APPARENTLY
OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING
THIS SHOW MAN THIS SHOW
Watchkellyykao:
my-kind-of-stuff:
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!
BEST THING IN THE WORLD
Reblog if you are a wizard
barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
spnwhore:
i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself
barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
2007: 17 and pregnant
2008: 16 and pregnant
2009: 15 and pregnant
2010: 14 and pregnant
2011: 13 and pregnant
2012: 12 and pregnant
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2023: fetus and pregnant
Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for...
Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead. That, or they'd criticize you, but it'd be so on point that you'd feel bad enough to kill yourself.
Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
loki: kneel before me, puny huma-
all of tumblr: *falls to the floor*
loki: ...well, that was easy. now-
all of tumblr: oh my god look at how precious he is when he's trying to rule!
loki: wha-
all of tumblr: look you can see the pain in his eyes even now!
loki: look here, i am trying to control your lives, you insolent little-
all of tumblr: omsfkdkjsdgkdmgks loki skdjksaljdlkasj
